--Friday, July 4, 2008--

Drinking to our appendices

Perhaps the greatest intellectual debate (aside from this one) of our age is upon us.

One of the nicest moments of Jaws the Movie is when Quint and Hooper (on the evening of July 4, with the only fireworks being shooting stars and the cries of whales) regard each other, as if for the first time, over their shared experience of nautical injuries. Quint's tales are more manly, but at least Hooper more or less matches him bruise by bruise (though, like Tom Cassidy, he submits to Quint by making his last injury a joke about having his heart broken).

Brody can't compete, and instead listens to their war stories. But at one point he lifts his shirt and checks his abdomen, as if for a scar. What is he looking for?

THEORY ONE

Brody is looking for evidence of his long-ago appendectomy or hernia operation. Finding nothing worthy of the conversation, he shuts up and listens.

THEORY TWO

Brody looks for a gunshot wound, the reason he uprooted his family from New York (in an earlier drunken conversation, Brody tells Hooper that Amity Island hasn't had a murder in 25 years but in New York you had to walk the kids to school).

I am partial to Theory One; a gunshot wound would at least be as cool as a Moray Eel biting through Hooper's wetsuit.

Jaws screenwriter Carl Gottlieb still lives in the L.A. area and I keep meaning to ask him which theory is correct, but I'm opening this up for debate.

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--Wednesday, July 2, 2008--

Tom Cassidy concedes manhood to Brody

Early in the morning of July 2, Brody receives a call from Deputy Hendricks that someone has washed up on the beach. He goes to investigate, and there finds Tom Cassidy, who would've been Chrissie Watkins' swim partner the night before had he not passed out.

Brody is allowed to drive from his home only after promising his wife he will return her coffee mug.

Brody and Cassidy (played by Jonathan Filley, now a successful Hollywood producer and unit production manager) conduct what seems to be an amicable information-gathering conversation as they walk toward Chrissie's remains.
BRODY
And nobody saw her go into the water?

TOM
Somebody could have. I was sort of passed out.

BRODY
You mean she ran out on you?

TOM
No sir! She must've drowned.
(Here, for no apparent reason, Tom snaps a stick he has been carrying in both hands in two.)
Look, I reported it to you, didn't I?
It is clear that Tom carried that stick only so he could break it in two, but it wasn't like Brody was interrogating him. If, in everyday conversation, you or I chose to break a stick in two in the face of such questions, the person we were talking to would think we were up to something.

In fact, in the book Brody didn't even care if Tom joined him on the beach, having figured out everything he needed to know about Chrissie earlier.

But in Brody's long road to assert his manhood in the movie, especially dealing with his fear of water in the shadows of the more masterful Quint and Hooper, here at least is an early sign that at least Tom submitted to Brody's maleness.

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--Sunday, June 29, 2008--

The Number 29: Icthyology Numerology

If history is written by the victor, then we do not know whom to trust in the various official and unofficial written statements about the deaths of Chrissie Watkins and Alex Kintner.

Repeated viewings of Jaws - not that that is bad - reveal a tendency of the characters to get the date wrong. The movie opens with the death of Chrissie Watkins, and in Chief Brody's official report the next day, in which the "Corner" tells him that Watkins died of a shark attack, we read that she was last seen (somewhere in "Vineyard Woods") at 11:50 p.m. on July 1, 1974, and probably died at that time.

Fine.

On July 2 Brody does the right thing and orders Polly to print up some No Swimming signs, but Mayor Vaughn shuts him down, ordering the beaches open for business.

Later that day, with an agitated Brody watching the beach, both Alex Kintner and the good dog, Pippet, are eaten. Amateur shark hunters from as far away as New York and New Jersey converge on Amity Island, without the benefit of the summer deputies, scheduled to arrive on July 4.

This means that not only did Kintner die on July 2, but also that fisherman managed to drive and ferry up to Amity at an amazing speed, and that word traveled lightning fast in that pre-Internet time.

At a town meeting we read on a poster that Mrs. Kintner, Alex' mom, is offering a $3,000 reward for the shark that killed Alex "on June 29."

Still, the yahoos kill a tiger shark - extremely rare for these waters - and in the heady relief of the demise of the predator up comes Mrs. Kintner, in full mourning regalia.

"I just found out that a girl was killed here last week," (emphasis added) she tells Chief Brody, "and you knew about it." Slap! Wince! "My boy is dead," she adds unnecessarily. "I wanted you to know that."

(At this point Brody should have said, "Who was your boy again?")

So, according to the poster and the police report, Alex died two days before Chrissie did.

While I had to go frame by frame, pushing up my glasses as I did so, it was easy to see both the "July 1" and the "June 29" on the written materials.

Quint is a different matter because he uttered the wrong date. Brody determined that Quint was "certifiable," what with his destruction of the Orca's CB radio and his ravings about kiddie scissor classes, the battle of Waterloo, and electric toothbrushes. But it was in Quint's Indianapolis Speech that he says the Hiroshima Bomb was delivered on June 29, 1945, meaning that Brody chartered the Orca 29 years and six days later.

The problem is that Fat Man and Little Boy, the bombs that destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, were not delivered until late July or early August, 1945. In "All That Jaws," therefore, we posit that Quint just likes to associate himself with maritime disasters.

It is not lost on us that two years later the Edmund Fitzgerald sank with 29 men on board. It is whispered that when the witch of November came slashing, she was riding Pippet.

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